This is the blog of Nick, Beth, Will, Maeby, and the forthcoming Baby Dekker. Located in Columbus, Ohio, we're new-ish parents who arts it up with our friends in Wild Goose Creative, enjoy the all the food and fun Columbus has to offer, church it up at the Central Vineyard, and most importantly, enjoy raising our first child, Will, while looking forward to the birth of our second.
I've been trying to keep this in for some time now. I feel that I might have let on some of my sincere romantic intentions the other night as your leg and I shared a moment. However, with Valentine's Day just around the corner I thought that there might be no better time to clearly declare my affection.
Don't let my compact size or laid back demeanor fool you, my heart is as big as a St. Bernard's and my enthusiasm as passionate as Golden Retriever's. When I'm with you I feel young again. Almost five or six.
You make me want to leap and bark loudly at the door. The door of your heart.
If you feel the same way please let me know in secret. If anyone found out all could be lost. Here will be your signal of mutual affection and undying love to me: the next time I visit, simply sniff me aggressively. Although more callous hearts might miss this subtle expression of love I will pick up its secret intentions.
Until then my love let me bid you farewell in my native tongue: Auf Wiedersehen mein heissgeliebt!
My name is Kurt. You've probably heard your master refer to me as "Red Meat Outlate". No? Maybe you've heard the name "Bing Butt Olmsted"? What about... ahhh, forget it.
Listen, Oh the Pooch. I've been waiting for your Masters to put a new post on their blog. Do you think that you could persuade them to head over to the computer and add a little something for the rest of us to read? I know it's tough for you because you only speak pooch, but you sure are crafty. I'm sure you could come up with something.
Well, I hope to see more of you, Oh the Pooch. Cheers and love your masters for me... oh, and don't pee on the carpet.
Yours~
Kurt "Bing Butt" "Red Meat Outlate" "Manly Side Hug" Olmsted the 1st
How can you NOT love this little girl?!?!
5 comments:
I do. I DO love her.
Too cute... when did you guys get a dog that big? I thought you got a puppy? ;)
(Ace Ventura Voice) Oh ze boo. Oh ze baby doo.
Dear Oh the Pooch,
I've been trying to keep this in for some time now. I feel that I might have let on some of my sincere romantic intentions the other night as your leg and I shared a moment. However, with Valentine's Day just around the corner I thought that there might be no better time to clearly declare my affection.
Don't let my compact size or laid back demeanor fool you, my heart is as big as a St. Bernard's and my enthusiasm as passionate as Golden Retriever's. When I'm with you I feel young again. Almost five or six.
You make me want to leap and bark loudly at the door. The door of your heart.
If you feel the same way please let me know in secret. If anyone found out all could be lost. Here will be your signal of mutual affection and undying love to me: the next time I visit, simply sniff me aggressively. Although more callous hearts might miss this subtle expression of love I will pick up its secret intentions.
Until then my love let me bid you farewell in my native tongue: Auf Wiedersehen mein heissgeliebt!
Fondly,
Oh Da Babes
Hello,
My name is Kurt. You've probably heard your master refer to me as "Red Meat Outlate". No? Maybe you've heard the name "Bing Butt Olmsted"? What about... ahhh, forget it.
Listen, Oh the Pooch. I've been waiting for your Masters to put a new post on their blog. Do you think that you could persuade them to head over to the computer and add a little something for the rest of us to read? I know it's tough for you because you only speak pooch, but you sure are crafty. I'm sure you could come up with something.
Well, I hope to see more of you, Oh the Pooch. Cheers and love your masters for me... oh, and don't pee on the carpet.
Yours~
Kurt "Bing Butt" "Red Meat Outlate" "Manly Side Hug" Olmsted the 1st
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